Reasons why you should give me money:

• You have more money than me.... really.
• You'll probably just waste your next dollar on bubblegum or something like that anyway.
• This donation would go directly to the person in need, and not cut down by 'administrative costs'.
• Statistically, you're an idiot who would give me money just because you feel bad for me, and the cat probably helped a bit too...

Well, at least I'm honest!